FINALLY -- after all too many months, threats, and promises, The Delusionaires' long-player is OUT! Waaaayyyyyyyyyyyy, out, that is, crammed fulla the grit and grue you've come to fear these past three years. Recorded in a chilly warehouse in Longwood in one evening (three hours, to tell the truth) and embalmed in patented Zanzibar Records Monosonic® Mid-Fidelity -- Thirteen Thrilling Throbbers (plus a couple that maybe ain't so hot) primed to palpitate yer pulse points promptly! CD-only, wombats (YOU try sellin' a couple hundred slabs of vinyl in Florida in 2003, wiseass...). Available at most gigs (if we forget to plug it, go ahead & ask -- we're idiots), and at historic ROCK & ROLL HEAVEN in Orlando. A stinkin' sawbuck -- c'mon, Rockefeller, you can spare it...
I'm afraid it's true, kittens -- the hellish spell of the Delusionaires has been trapped on wax to shame all eternity!  Recorded under impossible conditions with a total recording budget of $15 (and that's including beer -- no, we ain't pullin' yer leg this time...), stamped into luxurious, washable blood-red polyvinyl and brought to you by the finer folks of the esteemed Zanzibar label -- this is IT!!!  Entice yer fair one with the ear-wrenching brutality of "Pistol Whipped", and wave 'er goodbye to the melancholy strains of "Fifth Kiss".  A mere three clams buys yer passport into the dual moods of the Delusionaires -- a bargain at half the price!  Available at your favorite venue countywide, or pick 'em up at Orange Avenue's ROCK & ROLL HEAVEN.   Vinyl only, baby -- the medium of MEN.

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Note: the following finery is currently SOLD OUT...
 
 
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style A (Boyfriendbeater)
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We're in the process of allowing easy on-line ordering for you shy types out there, but by now ya know better than to hold yer breath...  In the meantime, pick 'em up at our participating venues, or e-mail us for discreet mail-delivery instructions...

More finery and effemmera to come -- check back soon, sweetums!!!


 

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